JOHNNY TAPIA
A round peg in a squared circle
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50 CENT
Bigger than Mase and Warren G combined
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CAROL BURNETT
3 for $1.50
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LARRY FLYNT
Dirty old man just keeps getting older
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MICHAEL J FOX
Those phone commercials were creepy
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COREY HAIM
Trying to sell his remaining dignity on eBay
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ANN MARGARET
Still famous for having sex with Elvis
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AXL ROSE
He could already be dead. He didn't used to look like this.
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DAVID CROSBY
More famous for impregnating lesbians than music
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WHITNEY HOUSTON
Ol' dirty bastard
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