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IN MEMORIUM
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dmitryBERYOZKIN
| TOTAL: 5 |
1
ronaldREAGAN
Got his finger on a different button now
VALUE - 9
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2
billyWILDER
Friend of Lumiere
VALUE - 5
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3
lizTAYLOR
No longer funny
VALUE - 30
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4
rosieO'DONNELL
Got more talent in her infected thumb...
VALUE - 60
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5
katharineHEPBURN
Suddenly this summer?
VALUE -
18
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6
kirkDOUGLAS
My daughter-in-law is hot
VALUE - 14
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7
charltonHESTON
I'll shoot you. I will.
VALUE - 22
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8
CHER
Walking the line between joke and kitsch
VALUE - 44
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9
christopherLEE
Look into my cataracts
VALUE - 20
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10
jackieCHAN
Koi out of water
VALUE - 53
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johnCLARKE | TOTAL: 0 |
1
nakedCOWBOY
Stern Show celeb... nice choice
VALUE - 69
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2
flavorFLAV
Did more for wearable wall clocks than anyone
VALUE - 57
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3
parisHILTON
Professional slut
VALUE - 79
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4
horatioSANZ
Fat SNLers have a great track record
VALUE - 72
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5
juliaLOUISE-DREYFUS
Elaine was a long time ago
VALUE - 59
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6
courtneyLOVE
The RIAA may just put a hit on her
VALUE - 62
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7
melissaGILBERT
Must be odd to have sex with Laura Ingalls
VALUE -62
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8
haley_joelOSMENT
Puberty's a bitch
VALUE - 86
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9
markBURNETT
Another Aussie Asshole
VALUE - 58
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10
marthaSTEWART
It'd be a good thing
VALUE - 39
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nicoleDAUENHAUER | TOTAL: 0 |
1
angelinaJOLIE
You never know, my lips just might explode
VALUE - 73
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2
scottWEILAND
I don't hear a single
VALUE - 65
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3
trentREZNOR
Head with a hole?
VALUE - 63
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4
marilynMANSON
Boo! Scared ya? No? Darn.
VALUE - 67
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5
aaronSORKIN
I'm a midnight toker
VALUE - 59
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6
billybobTHORNTON
Anorexic that cuts himself during sex -- that's never good
VALUE - 53
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osamaBINLADEN
There's a special spikey "Se7en"-style dildo in hell for him
VALUE - 56
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8
darrylSTRAWBERRY
Cancer, coke and no job= good bet
VALUE - 60
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lizaMINELLI
One dingy broad
VALUE - 44
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10
mikeTYSON
A speech impediment never hurt so many
VALUE - 64
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jenniferHEGER
| TOTAL: 73 |
1
osamaBINLADEN
Gives terrorists a bad name
VALUE - 56
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2
johnGOTTI
Dead man walking
VALUE - 39
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estelleGETTY
Youngest Golden Girl still means dirt-old
VALUE - 21
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4
annetteFUNICELLO
Why? Because she needs chemo.
VALUE - 41
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dudleyMOORE
Careful where you step
VALUE - 34
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gabrielMARQUEZ
Wrestled Ernest Hemmingway
VALUE - 26
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whitneyHOUSTON
Take away the voice -- crackbaby
VALUE - 61
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gregLOUGANIS
Come in, the water's fine
VALUE - 52
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richardPRYOR
Used to be funny when he made strange noises
VALUE - 39
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10
johnnyCASH
Like looking death in the face
VALUE - 30
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charlesIMBELLI
| TOTAL: 0 |
1
robertDOWNEY,JR.
Here we go again
VALUE - 63
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2
keithRICHARDS
Methuselah's idol
VALUE - 41
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3
POPE
The Big Guy's big guy
VALUE - 18
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ronaldREAGAN
Jelly Bean
VALUE - 10
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dickCHENEY
Undisclosed
VALUE - 39
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johnnyCASH
Ready for burial
VALUE - 30
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georgeBUSH
War profiteer
VALUE - 44
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johnLINDH
Crazy mixed-up kid
VALUE - 79
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ashleyOLSEN
The hot one
VALUE - 83
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10
mary-kateOLSEN
Uncle Joey's favorite
VALUE - 83
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hopeDICKSON_LEACH
| TOTAL: 0 |
1
margaretTHATCHER
Had a big forehead before it was fashionable
VALUE - 23
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2
maccauleyCULKIN
Stranger looking every year
VALUE - 78
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3
POPE
Legal in 38 states
VALUE - 18
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4
arethaFRANKLIN
One of the biggest black entertainers
VALUE - 40
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tomGREEN
14:59.99
VALUE - 69
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keithRICHARDS
Will outlive all but Dick Clark
VALUE - 41
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elizabethTAYLOR
Still thinks she's relevant... how silly
VALUE - 30
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lizaMINNELLI
If only she was more like mom...
VALUE - 33
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princeANDREW
Is he the gay one or the tampon?
VALUE - 58
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justinTIMBERLAKE
Soiler of Britney
VALUE - 79
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jonathanLONDON, brianGREENE and marcBRUNSWICK
| TOTAL: 0 |
1
coreyHAIM
Did anyone think Feldman would be the more successful Corey?
VALUE - 69
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2
snoopDOGG
Approximately 35% flora
VALUE - 69
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3
verneTROYER
Back with the other wee ones
VALUE - 67
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whitneyHOUSTON
Bobby Brown looks stable now
VALUE - 61
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richardPRYOR
WonderWheel is lonely
VALUE - 39
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macyGRAY
What a nut
VALUE - 68
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osamaBINLADEN
Moving target
VALUE - 56
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jasonMEWES
Went right past celebrity to fuck-up
VALUE - 72
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kirkDOUGLAS
Wouldn't say a bad word about you. Couldn't either.
VALUE - 14
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10
marlonBRANDO
Shoulda left him on the island
VALUE - 22
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jenMCCUE | TOTAL: 1 |
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whitneyHOUSTON
I'm every crackwhore... ain't nothing in meeee...
VALUE - 61
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2
rogerEBERT
Roger Ebert has a posse
VALUE - 40
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3
evelKNIEVEL
Jumped the shark
VALUE - 36
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juliaCHILD
Well baked.
VALUE - 10
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eddieVAN_HALEN
Loves the pound cake
VALUE - 53
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lizaMINELLI
Wedded, Blitzed
VALUE - 44
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queenMOTHER
Chief Inbred
VALUE - 1
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darrylSTRAWBERRY
Sex with sister leads to trouble
VALUE - 60
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johnWALKER_LINDH
Damn hippie
VALUE - 79
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aaronSPELLING
Idolized Mr. Furley
VALUE - 21
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matthew_j.McCUE
| TOTAL: 101 |
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dudleyMOORE
Just like the Queen Mother - British and dying
VALUE - 34
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2
bradRENFRO
Smack my ass and...hell, smack it again
VALUE - 80
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ladybirdJOHNSON
Did it in the Lincoln bedroom
VALUE - 11
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johnGOTTI
Only cancer sticks to teflon
VALUE - 39
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eliWALLACH
Have a nosh, before I die
VALUE - 13
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richardHARRIS
Looks worse than he feels
VALUE - 28
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walterMONDALE
Enjoys BBQ and hating Iran
VALUE - 25
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ernestBORGNINE
Touch me. I'm rough.
VALUE - 15
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rogerCORMAN
King of the naked B-actress
VALUE - 24
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fidelCASTRO
Fear my proud Cuban whiskers
VALUE - 24
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chrisMCKIM
| TOTAL: 78 |
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johnnyCASH
Could sub for a rotting Jack-O-Lantern
VALUE - 30
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lizaMINNELLI
Don't throw me away
VALUE - 44
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edwardFURLONG
Precautionary Hollywood tale in the making
VALUE - 75
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gregoryPECK
Old doesn't start to describe him
VALUE - 14
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isabelleSANFORD
Farts like no one's business
VALUE - 16
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jamesDOOHAN
Wil Wheaton is spinning in his grave
VALUE - 18
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johnGOTTI
Given many offers he wishes he could refuse
VALUE - 39
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dudleyMOORE
A Death Pool crowd favorite
VALUE - 34
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billyWILDER
Invented sprocket holes
VALUE - 5
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josephBARBERA
The evil behind "Pixie and Dixie"
VALUE - 9
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francisRIZZO | TOTAL: 00 |
1
andyDICK
Only a matter of time
VALUE - 63
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bradRENFRO
Too much, too soon
VALUE - 80
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rodSTEWART
Forever young no more
VALUE - 43
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4
marlonBRANDO
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
VALUE - 22
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richardPRYOR
Burnt, then burnt again
VALUE - 39
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billCOSBY
Fuck him -- and his puddin' pop
VALUE - 25
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garyBUSEY
A danger to the living and the dead
VALUE - 43
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jasonWILLIAMS
Hold the gun the other way now
VALUE - 66
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edMcMAHON
You may already be dead
VALUE - 21
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10
mariahCAREY
She so crazy
VALUE - 68
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rachelVINE | TOTAL: 0 |
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richardPRYOR
The Broken Toy
VALUE - 39
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2
michaelJACKSON
Yipes. Just yipes.
VALUE - 56
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dannyPINTAURO
Jon-a-ton!
VALUE - 74
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benAFFLECK
Will he make the lemon face or the lion face when he dies?
VALUE - 70
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ronPOPEIL
Set him and forget him
VALUE - 33
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jasonALEXANDER
Wonder if he hates Seinfeld now
VALUE - 57
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jonathanLIPNICKI
How much does the head of a washed-up kid actor weigh?
VALUE - 88
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POPE
Booze and broads only works for so long
VALUE - 18
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mariluHENNER
Live dangerously
VALUE - 50
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yvesST.LAURENT
He'll look good in a coffin
VALUE - 28
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c.c.WEBSTER | TOTAL: 34 |
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amyFISHER
Remember when high school whores were shocking?
VALUE - 72
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vinceVAUGHN
The Cell, Psycho... yeah, I'm indie
VALUE - 68
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garyCOLEMAN
Webster gets more work than me
VALUE - 66
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edwardFURLONG
I'm either mysterious or retarded. Not sure which.
VALUE - 75
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robertDOWNEY,JR.
You just can't guess how I'll screw up now
VALUE - 63
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dudleyMOORE
A drunken midget won it last year...
VALUE - 34
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osamaBINLADEN
We'd all be glad to lose the 'Pool on this one
VALUE - 56
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alexHIGGINS
Might sit on his cue or something
VALUE - 49
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ol'dirtyBASTARD
One of the true non-losses available in this pool
VALUE - 68
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garyBUSEY
The kid not in the helmet
VALUE - 43
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