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1 nakedCOWBOY Stern Show celeb... nice choice VALUE - 69	2 flavorFLAV Did more for wearable wall clocks than anyone VALUE - 57	3 parisHILTON Professional slut VALUE - 79	4 horatioSANZ Fat SNLers have a great track record VALUE - 72	5 juliaLOUISE-DREYFUS Elaine was a long time ago VALUE - 59
6 courtneyLOVE The RIAA may just put a hit on her VALUE - 62	7 melissaGILBERT Must be odd to have sex with Laura Ingalls VALUE -62	8 haley_joelOSMENT Puberty's a bitch VALUE - 86	9 markBURNETT Another Aussie Asshole VALUE - 58	10 marthaSTEWART It'd be a good thing VALUE - 39